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Secret Santa terrorism.

Ottawa Citizen: One of the CIA's secrets — a classified report about a plot by the “Ebenezer Scrooge” terrorist group to attack Santa Claus and his reindeer — has finally been revealed after almost 30 years.

Researchers who recently uncovered the report say the joke memo warning about a potential terror attack on the North Pole, which had been classified “secret” for decades, speaks more about the U.S. government's obsession with keeping information from the public than it does of the black humor of the spies who wrote it.

[The Agonist]

i find this to be silly yet humanizing, i wonder if it was released on purpose.